Are You Awake Enough? I Doubt it. I Severely Doubt it.

Okay, people. It's time to face facts. You don't want to be just another statistic, do you?

What statistic am I talking about? I'm talking about the fact that as I write this and you sit here reading this, that last year alone almost 300 million Americans suffered from sleep?

That's right. And this isn't just an American problem. No sir or no ma'am. It's a problem WORLDWIDE.

So while other sites just pay lip service to keeping your ass awake, Needcoffee.com is taking it to the streets. Or at least to the online version of the streets. We are dedicated to doing everything in our power to stimulate your mind when the stimulation of your physical self has reached its sane limits.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Needcoffee Army and let's all work together to abolish sleep. Sleep should be part of everyone's right to choose. It should not be mandatory for anyone.

Join us. Let's all work together for a cure.